Geriatric Park

Geriatric Park poster
Release Date 9 April 1994
Budget None
Production Time 9 months (many weekend shoots)
Locations Tilmanstone, Dover (UK)
Rating VG - Very Gruesome with no bad language, although it's still a very good film

Billionare businessman John Hammock has enlisted the help of the infamous Dr Nagasaki-Hiroshima to bring back ancient geriatric species from thier fossilised dentures to be the main attraction of a new theme park. Now Hammock needs geriatric expert Alan Grunt and his esteemed collegaue Ellie Phant to endorse the park. But will the Geriatrics behave?…

Background

Our first full length feature film. Based on the box office smash Jurassic Park. We learned a lot making this film, and you might notice that some of the characters go on to bigger and better things in subsequent productions. We like to think of this film as definitive, and one of our funniest – and we all have fond memories of making it, even if we can’t believe how young we all look!

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Making of footage from our very first fanfilm – Geriatric Park. Nighttime filming of the Geriatrics. [Read more]

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Geriatric Park Movie

October 30, 2008  

Billionare businessman John Hammock has enlisted the help of the infamous Dr Nagasaki-Hiroshima to bring back ancient geriatric species from thier fossilised dentures to be the main attraction of a new theme park. Now Hammock needs geriatric expert Alan Grunt and his esteemed collegaue Ellie Phant to endorse the park. But will the Geriatrics behave?

Our first full length feature film. Based on the box office smash Jurassic Park. We learned a lot making this film, and you might notice that some of the characters go on to bigger and better things in subsequent productions. We like to think of this film as definitive, and one of our funniest – and we all have fond memories of making it, even if we can’t believe how young we all look!

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16 Responses to “Geriatric Park Movie”

  1. RobohX360 on October 28th, 2008 12:20 pm

    [..YouTube..] you’re alive when they run you over

    lmao

  2. RobohX360 on October 28th, 2008 12:33 pm

    [..YouTube..] lol amazing

  3. RobohX360 on October 28th, 2008 1:47 pm

    [..YouTube..] Quiet! They’re entering the entrance…

    LOL

  4. RobohX360 on October 29th, 2008 11:50 am

    [..YouTube..] lol i love mouldy, he’s the best character in the film :p

  5. RobohX360 on October 29th, 2008 2:05 pm

    [..YouTube..] haha even the credits were funny

  6. jackdelamare on February 5th, 2009 1:25 pm

    [..YouTube..] Love it so far, the start is great! I’ve been looking to see this film for ages.

  7. jackdelamare on February 5th, 2009 1:36 pm

    [..YouTube..] ha ha! “I was in the war you know, 15 bombers!”

  8. jackdelamare on February 8th, 2009 8:33 am

    [..YouTube..] Well that was excellent! Overall the film was great, considering the year it was made. A great spoof of Jurassic Park, well done!

  9. ThunderChild on September 9th, 2009 6:26 pm

    Hi,

    Nice Movie ^^, inspired by “The naked gun”?

    I would like to use your “Geriatric Park”-logo as an Avatar in our german “Jurassic-Park”-Forum. Do i have your permission?

    sincerely yours

    Stefan (ThunderChild)

  10. Ed on September 9th, 2009 8:22 pm

    I’m sure we have no problem with you using our logo as your avatar…

    RE: The Naked Gun Reference, our film ‘Geriatric Park’ was actually shot during the later half of 1993, after the July 1993 UK release of Jurassic Park, and our film was completed and premiered in April 1994. The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult which features a film called Geriatric Park at the Academy Awards ceremony was first screened in March 1994. Of course, we’d like to think they ‘borrowed’ our idea, bit it is most likely that both the writers of the Naked Gun film and ourselves came up with the idea independently.

  11. Sapov on July 22nd, 2010 11:20 pm

    [..YouTube..] haha hilarous! nice work

  12. HenkHenk76 on February 8th, 2011 5:10 am

    [..YouTube..] Loved the guy in the background getting ‘eaten’ by the dinosaur 😀

  13. HenkHenk76 on February 8th, 2011 5:43 am

    [..YouTube..] @6:50 Kids nowadays…

  14. HenkHenk76 on February 9th, 2011 5:11 pm

    [..YouTube..] I love how you could see they could’ve just ran around the fence right there 😛

  15. HenkHenk76 on February 9th, 2011 5:11 pm

    [..YouTube..] I love how you could see they could’ve just ran around the fence right there 😛

  16. miuSS501 on March 9th, 2011 1:45 am

    [..YouTube..] hey you are talking real too long even after the fast forwarding lol!!!

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